Signs that Spring Break is almost here

I know you’re ready for it. Believe me, so am I. For some reason, Spring Break sometimes feels even longer than Christmas break. It’s so good!The anticipation is building, the weather is warming, your pasty zombie flesh slowly begins to get life’s color back….
However, we often jump the gun a little.
Here are the tell-tale signs that Spring Break is almost here:

1. All the girls at school have orange hands and faces.
2. Everyone you know is suddenly a member at LA Fitness.
3. You start doing 200 crunches at night, desparately trying to move from 4-pack to a 6-pack,
6-pack to 8-pack, etc.
4. You have an irresistable urge to put a “Ron Jon Surf Shop” decal on your back windshield
and/or guitar case.
5. You’re already wearing flip flops even though it’s snowing outside.
6. You ask your guidance counselor if your school offers a skim boarding class.

What are some other “Spring Break Fever” signs that you’ve noticed?

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